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Purim: What should my costume be?

Purim starts on Monday night! Who should I dress up as?

Should I be Blonde on Blonde-era Dylan/early-’80s Dr. Who?

Should I be Inauguration Day Jay-Z/Humpty Hump?

Should I take my cue from the trendsetters below and wear one of those keffiyehs circa 1997 Berlin 2008 Toronto Mall of America 2011?

Do you think I should I dress like Kanye West on Saturday Night Live when his autotune/vocal double got all fucked up?

Should I “keep my love locked down?”

Should I drink until I can’t tell the difference between Mordechai Kaplan and Vashti Bunyan?

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Leave your Purim costume suggestions in the comment section below (even anonymously), or email me at hebrewschoolmusic at gmail dot com.



Zimmerman in Sirloin
November 27, 2007, 3:12 pm
Filed under: food, jews | Tags: ,

So, I was minding my own business last week, pan-searing a dry-aged sirloin, when who appeared but one Mr. Robert Zimmerman (in profile).

I was thinking of putting this up on ebay and maybe getting another condenser mic, but I was too hungry…

Not to worry Mr. Bob, I’m on it. Don’t think twice.

*** This Thursday, see me perform with Nous Non Plus at the Mercury Lounge on a bill with Moby’s band, the Little Death. See events page for details.