Hebrew School

Purim: What should my costume be?

Purim starts on Monday night! Who should I dress up as?

Should I be Blonde on Blonde-era Dylan/early-’80s Dr. Who?

Should I be Inauguration Day Jay-Z/Humpty Hump?

Should I take my cue from the trendsetters below and wear one of those keffiyehs circa 1997 Berlin 2008 Toronto Mall of America 2011?

Do you think I should I dress like Kanye West on Saturday Night Live when his autotune/vocal double got all fucked up?

Should I “keep my love locked down?”

Should I drink until I can’t tell the difference between Mordechai Kaplan and Vashti Bunyan?


Leave your Purim costume suggestions in the comment section below (even anonymously), or email me at hebrewschoolmusic at gmail dot com.


Zimmerman in Sirloin
November 27, 2007, 3:12 pm
Filed under: food, jews | Tags: ,

So, I was minding my own business last week, pan-searing a dry-aged sirloin, when who appeared but one Mr. Robert Zimmerman (in profile).

I was thinking of putting this up on ebay and maybe getting another condenser mic, but I was too hungry…

Not to worry Mr. Bob, I’m on it. Don’t think twice.

*** This Thursday, see me perform with Nous Non Plus at the Mercury Lounge on a bill with Moby’s band, the Little Death. See events page for details.